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25 Ways You Know You Live in the Alaskan Bush

March 9, 2016
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Just good ole’ family time, bringing your television to your neighbor’s house on Superbowl Sunday. Photo: Kacy Leyba

 

Since I want to take the time to fully appreciate the quirks of Alaskan Bush Life before I move to civilization, I have composed a list of 25 of my favorite common occurrences (with a little extra help from some neighbors).  YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN THE ALASKAN BUSH WHEN:

  1. When all the 2 year olds say “99”, “Navajo” or “Caravan” as their first words, rather than just “airplane” like all other
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    Processing a moose: where the baby and the pistol are both holstered.

    children.

  2. When all major life decisions and purchases revolve around “Does it come with free shipping on Amazon Prime?”
  3. When everyday things for city folk are huge luxuries and treats: donuts, ice cream, deli fried chicken, fancy coffee creamers.
  4. When the speaker in church uses very specific aviation analogies for Bible stories and every single person nods in complete understanding.
  5. When it’s completely acceptable to wear waders to church, or your “good Carhharts”.
  6. When it’s completely normal, everyday, nothing special, to see 6 people, a dog,and a kitchen sink on a 4wheeler driving down the runway.
  7. When grown men drop everything to watch the fuel plane land, just one more time, because it’s huge and seriously awesome.
  8. When we all count our days until the internet rolls over, because bush internet is LAME and way worse than any third-
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    Mail day would not be complete without a beaver hat.

    world country.  And it’s very limited.

  9. When it snows and you know that no airplanes are coming in that day: no groceries, no mail, no Amazon Prime.Weeping in every house.
  10. When there are exactly 5 subjects the men talk about: hunting, fishing, airplanes, guns, and their women.
  11. When the typical “Friday Night Out on the Town”/”Date Night” consists of  a school basketball game.
  12. When you can walk into the coffee shop with a rifle and no one bats an eye.
  13. When it’s completely commonplace to see a 10 year old driving a snow machine with a huge sled attached, toting his 7 siblings and/or cousins.
  14. When the rhythms of life revolve around the hunting seasons and salmon season.
  15. When you not only keep the front door unlocked, but you don’t actually know where the key is?  Do you have a key?
  16. When burning things is a perfectly legitimate solution to cleaning house, especially if you don’t want to pay to ship things out to town.
  17. When you (and every 5 year old in town) can identify airplanes by either their pilot or their tail
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    Where even the children put on their “game faces” for moose processing. We’ve all got to eat, people.

    numbers. “Oh, there goes Lyle”.

  18. Furthermore, when you also feel free to ask what said pilot is up to as you identify him. “Oh, there goes Lyle, I wonder why he’s flying to town at this hour?  I wonder if everything is okay.” “Oh, there’s Levi, he just got his license and can’t get enough time up in the air.”
  19. When there are more guns in homes than most anywhere else, with greater justification than anywhere else too.  Hello, brown bears.  Caribou for dinner.  Moose, so delicious.
  20. When the children say “Mooommmm, do we have to eat SALMON AGAIN??”, and we who were not raised here say “Shut your mouths, this is WILD CAUGHT ALASKAN SOCKEYE, and it’s stupid expensive everywhere else in the country.”
  21. When the men compare who has more animal skins and pelts hanging in their house.  And mounted heads.  PETA would just DIE if they saw any home here.
  22. When everyone is out running around in the dark yelling like children
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    School parking lot, any given day.

    because the northern lights are out. BEST. THING. EVER.

  23. When carrying a blowtorch and a hatchet around in public is not even questioned.  For any reason, ever.
  24. When mud season has completely different connotations than anywhere else in the world. 6 inches deep of MUD. For 2 months.
  25. When Xtra Tuffs or Crocs are considered appropriate footwear for any occasion. In fact, they are rather fashionable.  Why would we need any different shoes?

 

How did I do?  What did I miss?  Leave me a comment if you know of some other ways not mentioned!

Also, for everyday Alaska awesomeness, go check out my friends at The Alaska Life on Facebook.  They are pretty great!

 

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